The path of the designer is beset on all sides by the unaesthetics of Comic Sans and deadlines of ignorant men. Blessed is she, who in the name of creation and beauty, shepherds the ignorant through the valley of Typography, for she is truly patient, and the finder of good color palettes. And I will strike down upon thee with great brushes and furious web safe colors those who would attempt to use Arial and not Helvetica, and destroy my designs. And you will know my name is THE DESIGNER when I lay my Photoshops upon thee!
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About Me
Yet another statistic living in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. Twenty-seven. Carbon-based human female. Uppity, sporadic, and prone to fits of whimsy. Existential atheist, feminist, and humanist. Mechanical bull fighter, Jane-of-All-Trades, and professional air guitarist. Answers to Erin or Evie, known online in most circles as Sephira. Loved.
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Version 51 was implemented December of 2009. Hosted by DreamHost, powered by Drupal, and fueled by caffeine and ADHD. The domain name comes from a Jets to Brazil song of the same name, and neither I nor this site are in anyway affiliated with Jade Tree or JTB, although I have to admit, I'd like to be.
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Recent blog posts
- And I'm like...
- The voicemail is now diamonds!
- Todo el mundo es Mexicana del Cinco de Mayo!
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Amusing Title About the Content of This Post
- There's Going to be Some Changes Around Here...
- Cat Business Trip. And Vacation. And Date. And Massage...
- The Argument
- In Which Lindsay Gets Some Backup Dancers
- Haiti's Pact with the Devil
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Recent comments
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6 weeks 4 days ago - I have gone through all the
7 weeks 21 hours ago - Muy macho! :)
17 weeks 5 days ago - I dig, I dig
19 weeks 5 days ago - Independence comes at a
28 weeks 5 days ago - That's fantastic news! I'm
29 weeks 3 hours ago - "I find that everyone I've
29 weeks 6 days ago - Great post. Nothing brings
30 weeks 6 days ago - I just like kitties, and
30 weeks 6 days ago - I would like to clarify that
30 weeks 6 days ago
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- @PhatEmoKid crazy ones? no one here is evacuating. further south yeah. i think we're just in for some inconvenience. — 4 days 21 hours ago
- @PhatEmoKid we're hurricane veterans, we have our bottled water and food and whatnot. besides, we'd miss all the hurricane parties. — 4 days 21 hours ago
- Ha ha ha I love some of the emails the surfers send me. "Surf's picking up here in Charleston. Getcha some Earl sucka!" — 5 days 1 hour ago
- @Snowfire11 i KNEW i forgot something on my preparedness trip! — 5 days 4 hours ago
- CAPTCHA drawing http://bit.ly/cAKgye — 5 days 22 hours ago
- @jennie_z i dunno, i have a cold, so it may have to wait til around Sunday. i'll DM you my #. we def need to start a biker gang. — 6 days 1 hour ago
- @jennie_z so. when do you wanna go for a ride? i'm down anytime! — 6 days 1 hour ago
- @jennie_z yay! vroom vroom! — 6 days 1 hour ago
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Tue, 12.29.2009 @ 04.19am
And my wonderfully talented boyfriend illustrated the point! I have to admit, I kind of like the idea of a Gospel of Sephira...
Thu, 01.14.2010 @ 06.30pm
I am wonderfully talented :)
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