The path of the designer is beset on all sides by the unaesthetics of Comic Sans and deadlines of ignorant men. Blessed is she, who in the name of creation and beauty, shepherds the ignorant through the valley of Typography, for she is truly patient, and the finder of good color palettes. And I will strike down upon thee with great brushes and furious web safe colors those who would attempt to use Arial and not Helvetica, and destroy my designs. And you will know my name is THE DESIGNER when I lay my Photoshops upon thee!
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About Me
Yet another statistic living in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. Twenty-seven. Carbon-based human female. Uppity, sporadic, and prone to fits of whimsy. Existential atheist, feminist, and humanist. Mechanical bull fighter, Jane-of-All-Trades, and professional air guitarist. Answers to Erin or Evie, known online in most circles as Sephira. Loved.
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Version 51 was implemented December of 2009. Hosted by DreamHost, powered by Drupal, and fueled by caffeine and ADHD. The domain name comes from a Jets to Brazil song of the same name, and neither I nor this site are in anyway affiliated with Jade Tree or JTB, although I have to admit, I'd like to be.
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Recent blog posts
- The voicemail is now diamonds!
- Todo el mundo es Mexicana del Cinco de Mayo!
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Amusing Title About the Content of This Post
- There's Going to be Some Changes Around Here...
- Cat Business Trip. And Vacation. And Date. And Massage...
- The Argument
- In Which Lindsay Gets Some Backup Dancers
- Haiti's Pact with the Devil
- My Top 5 Albums of 2009
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Recent comments
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- @Snowfire11 he's incapable of heartfelt. He wouldn't get anything out of an apology, so he won't give one. He's too selfish. — 5 days 16 hours ago
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Tue, 12.29.2009 @ 04.19am
And my wonderfully talented boyfriend illustrated the point! I have to admit, I kind of like the idea of a Gospel of Sephira...
Thu, 01.14.2010 @ 06.30pm
I am wonderfully talented :)
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